In My Case: Are You Alcohol?

Or A Dry Goods Accompaniment?

I Am No Longer Pavlov's Dog.

I will not salivate (or drink) upon this New Year's chime.

The Power of Advertising

The Power of Alcohol

I can't make up for time I've lost,

but I can live more in the time I've left.

Dosage Varies Daily

More is not always better.

I never wanted to stay home...

...until my drinking found me homeless.

The one brain cell that says, "Jim, you can drink safely,"

I imagine looks something like this:

THE LAST BRAIN CELL STANDING.