I Could Not Read the Writing on the Wall

Because When I Drank, the Writing was Illegible.

Oliver Twist: "Please, sir, I want some more." ...

Bartender: "Olive or twist?"

Customer: Just give me more.

Roll Me a Bone and Leave Me Alone

Like I've Said

Alcohol Was In Everything I Did.

Black Friday Miracle

The other unbelievable thing is that "Aisle" is spelled wrong.

Or is it?

The Morning After Used to be Ruff, Like a Dog Who Hurt or...

Me Ow!

It's not the effects of alcohol,

It's the side-effects.

Chasing The Next Drink...

Alcohol was in

my every move.

It's not all about Alcohol

But it is all about Addiction:

Alcohol, Cocaine, Internet and On and On and More and More.

My 100th blog...

a drop in the bucket

I chain-smoked when I drank.

Two Cycles of Addiction Have Been Broken.

The Way It Whirred.

Step One: Drink yourself silly with nothing on the side...

Step Two: After being hired, resume dry goods.

In a Less Human Way

This is the way I used to peer at the pour.

Spoiler Alert

   "Nothing matters more than that we remain sober because when we remain sober everything matters more."

from All Drinking Aside: The Destruction, Deconstruction and Reconstruction of An Alcoholic Animal
(Chapter 51, Rough Draft)

e-info available from moonshine2sunshine@yahoo.com

Tribute to Vicki Sue Robinson and that whole Disco Generation:

Turn that drink around, turn it upside down...

Garden Variety Drunk

You could say I'm just a garden variety drunk.

I already said that? Figures.

My Yin and Yang were in balance when I drank.

Or so it would appear.

I Thought My Drinking Had a Porpoise.

Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana?

The "Shot Overflow" is best beaten by

Another Shot Overflow.

The Flow of Alcohol is Beaten by

The Flow of Life.

Fountain of Youth?

Fountain Abuse.

A "Garbage Omelette" is not on Today's Menu

Those Were Not The Days.

Those Were The Daze.