Garden Variety Drunk

You could say I'm just a garden variety drunk.

I already said that? Figures.

My Yin and Yang were in balance when I drank.

Or so it would appear.

I Thought My Drinking Had a Porpoise.

Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana?

The "Shot Overflow" is best beaten by

Another Shot Overflow.

The Flow of Alcohol is Beaten by

The Flow of Life.

Fountain of Youth?

Fountain Abuse.

A "Garbage Omelette" is not on Today's Menu

Those Were Not The Days.

Those Were The Daze.