Drink Like A Fish,

Think Like A Fish

Sobriety Rules!

The Rules of Addiction Used to Rule Me

"I drink to forget," he said. "Forget what?" she replied.

"I can't remember.... You see... It's working!"

I've Got Steve Up My Sleeve

Ooops. Sorry. Just a Flashback.

Even As My Life Was Going Up In Smoke

I still thought of myself as somewhat a swinger.

Every Word is Music to My Ears

Drunk or Sober

The book I never finshed writing was "The Drinking Man's Guide to Bar Exercise"

NOT

"Beer Exercise"!

Alcohol is Food

I used to drink my calories for hours before the slightest consideration of eating anything would ever have occured to me. Food first would have upset the Balance of Nature. Alcohol was food. :-)

The Dinosaur of Addiction Lurks Beneath

My Waves of Recovery

Wrong on So Many Levels

A Salute to Monty Python:

The Department of Redundancy Department

Excuses to drink: ANY

Hurricane Irene. Irene is Irish, right?

I'll drink to that.

Illusions of Self

I hit bottom. I looked around. I saw the debris of the past. I was, then, the debris of the present.

from "All Drinking Aside" (rough draft), Chapter 36

What Denial Looks Like

"How can you drink when you're already drunk, Jim?"

"I'll know when I've had enough."

If there was truth in advertising for alcoholics,

Ads might say things like "For Fast, Fast Pain Relief, Guzzle Vodka Until You Blackout and Then                                                               Pass Out.   

Yooster, Anyways.

A Life in Balance

Selective Memory

Select Your Memory.

I think I have a TRUTHache...

Too Much Was Never Enough

Life Can Suck Sometimes

But the Alternative is Forever.

Change 'pot' to 'addiction': The Family Game...

,,,Eventually everyone gets to play.

This Winecellar Spirals Beautifully Downward

The Progressively Downward Spiral of Alcoholism Looks Nothing Like This. 

I Missed This Saturday Night Live Skit Because...

... I was probably too stoned, high, drunk, passed out, blacked out or

all of the above.